World of Tanks or Fuck That Matchmaking

Remember when Rabidgames wondered about the longevity of World of Tanks? Well, yours truly is close to a tipping point!

Why? Here we go!

1. Incredibly stupid team members. Seriously, even Thief’s dumb AI would be smarter than some numbfucks in World of Tanks! Basically, you know you’ll lose if your own team starts shooting houses or the air after two seconds! Hint: Enemy artillery can see you … More often than not, the first 2 minutes give you a prediction about the outcome of the match.
You might as well drive down a cliff …

2. The wrong map for the wrong tank. Seriously, we can’t we choose any fucking map? It’s 20fucking14!

3. The servers. Yes guys, it is F2P, but disconnections or horrible lags in every third match at times? Come on! And why do us Europeans end up on some NA servers?

4. That fucking matchmaking! So, here we are, Rabidgames with his brand-new level 3 Marder II Tank Destroyer. Let’s roll – but what’s that? Level 5 tanks ALL THE FUCKING TIME? You scratch them, they one-hit kill you. Nice. If everything else on the battlefield hits harder, sees farther and moves faster than you, you might as well put down the controller. Seriously, how fucked can the matchmaking be?

Rabidgames swears: Well, fucking bullshit describes it very well. If the most fun is to be had in level 1 and 2 battles, we have a serious problem on our hands. 80% of the time, you either kill off the opposition quickly or you are killed off quickly. While there is some fun in winning, of course, it has nothing to do with strategy or skill … pure luck of the matchmaking is hardly motivating …

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3 Responses to “World of Tanks or Fuck That Matchmaking”

  1. FUCK WARGAMING IS A SHIT COMPANY WICH HAVE BOTS WHO PLAY AGAINST PLAYERS ,THEY HAVE PAYD PLAYERS WHO HAVE ALL THE ADVANTAGE AND THEY DONT HAVE TO SPOT THEY SEE ALL MAP SPOTED ALL TIME ETC ,THE IS SHIT ,IF YOU DARE TO GO UP WITH STATS THE GAME WILL KNOW AND WILL MAKE ALL POSIBLE TO TAKE YOU DOWN AS MUCH POSIBLE ,WOT IS SHIT GAME STUPID SHIT GAME WORST GAME EVER MADE ,TANK DISAPEAR IN 5 METERS IN FRONT OF YOU ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!! YOU GOT SPOTED AND GET SHOTS FROM THEYR BASE WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR PART OF THE MAP WITHOUT TO BE SPOTED ….PIECE OF SHIT GAME .

  2. Yeah fuck this game, in a few month every time I log on play and will sure get rage after 2 or 3 games of stupidness, no fun at all. WG can go to hell. uninstalled the game after 12k battle and feeling much better now, never will pay anything to WG again 🙂

  3. Pissed Off Says:

    Sick of the stupid fucking match-maker. Mostly because it will load one team heavy with high win-rate players, so you have virtually no chance of winning at all. Most of the time, I suicide out if I can. I refuse to give the game credibility by even trying. There is no fucking point.

    Law of averages says it should even out. But it doesn’t. I’ve played 20 games in a row where the chances of my team winning are under 35%.

    WOT needs to fix this. I’m hoping someone else comes along and gives them some competition. I will drop them like a bad habit.

    WOT devs are a bunch of punk ass bitches.

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